It happens every time. The RMT (or any union, really) goes on strike and its social media gets absolutely clogged with some right prime specimens of ‘That One Fucking Guy’. You know the type – flag emoji after the name, selfie taken just that wee bit too close to the face, Tory councilor for Floppingham-Basset.
Fortunately for us here at the Canary, that also means we get to play one of our very favorite* spectator sports – union dunk watching. And hoo boy, the RMT social media team is on fire this week. Let’s take a look.
First up, a reminder of why the strike is happening in the first place. Transport for London (TfL) and tube bosses are refusing to take RMT demands on fatigue management seriously. A tired driver is a dangerous driver: it’s true on a road and its true in a multi-tonne train, people!
London relies on Underground staff for £50m a day of economic activity. But those same workers are being rostered into exhaustion. @RMTunion members assist passengers every day. They don’t want to inconvenience you but fatigue and understaffing are a dangerous mix. https://t.co/9YfWCLWvZ4 pic.twitter.com/WJpa7Ibs6W
— RMT (@RMTunion) September 7, 2025
And an illustration of just how bad the shift patterns can be:
Useful explainer from a member of London Underground station staff ⬇️ https://t.co/molyALSvsh
— RMT (@RMTunion) September 9, 2025
Next, a few of calls on Labour’s own London mayor Sadiq Khan to show a glimmer of solidarity with the workers:
Mayor @SadiqKhan’s refusal to intervene to end the London Tube strike is “strange”, says Jared Wood of @RMTunion pic.twitter.com/GrnjkPxZ0a
— Ross Lydall (@RossLydall) September 9, 2025
And again from RMT general secretary Eddie Dempsey, for the people in the back:
@RMTunion general secretary, Eddie Dempsey addresses the media at #TUC25 to call out the total breakdown of industrial relations with @TfL and urges @MayorofLondon to intervene #tubestrike https://t.co/V7ziQ1H2fp
— RMT (@RMTunion) September 9, 2025
Just who is it that runs London again?
Who runs London, is it the Mayor or the unelected TfL bureaucracy?
TfL walked out of talks last Wednesday, so we call on @MayorofLondon to instruct @TfL to get back around the negotiating table. https://t.co/BWc5N10xxc— RMT (@RMTunion) September 9, 2025
Who can lick a boot the cleanest?
But now, what we’re all been waiting for: takedowns of the kind of twonk you only get on Twitter (you try and alliterate with ‘X’…I’m waiting).
One particularly annoying kind of anti-union whattaboutery is pointing towards another profession and saying ‘Well those guys have it worse’. Fortunately, solidarity is its own reward for the RMT team:
Just a reminder by the way.
We stood on the picket lines with the Nurses and Resident Doctors in the fight for pay restoration.
We’d do it again. https://t.co/YEz0FL23T6— RMT (@RMTunion) September 8, 2025
Seriously, ‘my employer’s meaner than your employer’ is secondary-school-level shite. Point the finger at the bosses:
We know exactly how hard many people work, Steve, but waving around poor terms and conditions like a badge of honour just lets bad employers off the hook.
Workers need to stand together, shoulder to shoulder, and demand better for every single one of us. https://t.co/48WCyWyYfY— RMT (@RMTunion) September 8, 2025
Everyone’s a critic, especially if they can’t reason their way through ‘fewer staff=more work’:
Tube workers are responsible for delivering 5m passenger journeys per day, with 2,000 fewer staff since the pandemic.
Surely you would want them to be as unfatigued as possible to ensure that you, and your loved ones, get to their destinations safely? https://t.co/Zozpgs6qU3— RMT (@RMTunion) September 9, 2025
Poor old Rupert
Former Reform MP Rupert Lowe is better known for being the guy that even Reform UK find it difficult to get on with. He spends his time dreaming of politics slightly to the right of Britain’s favourite right-wing populists. However, when he’s got nothing better to do, Mr Lowe appears to enjoy bombing hard on Twitter.
Here he is calling to put the drivers out of work:
The sensible thing for a politician to do in this situation would be to call on @TfL to return to the negotiating table.
But this is @RupertLowe10 and he’d rather stoke division and toss thousands of workers on the dole queue! https://t.co/KU22t0sm7f— RMT (@RMTunion) September 9, 2025
Here he is failing to understand that the underground is more than just the train drivers. They’re tired, we’re tired, Rupert just won’t stop:
Are these tube drivers in the room with you now, Rupert? 🤣
We represent over 10,000 Underground staff, most of whom are not tube drivers, all of whom, however, face issues caused by working extreme shifts and fatigue. https://t.co/G2JODApbSh— RMT (@RMTunion) September 9, 2025
And here he is failing to catch a tube or even a single break:
I AM AT WORK. https://t.co/uGshffqHXy
— RMT (@RMTunion) September 8, 2025
Rupert darling, you do realise that tweeting isn’t you job, right?
RMT: the right kind of flags on the streets
Thanks go to the social media team at RMT for brightening up our day here at the Canary. Dropping the mic on right-wing dickheads always brings a smile to our faces. Even more so if said dickhead is the MP for Great Yarmouth.
Signing off here with the kind of flags we actually like to see lining our streets (and a bonus cameo from J Crombles):
#NSSN supporting #strikes by members of @RMTunion on #LU and #DLR @RMTLondon @ForestTrades#TubeStrike #TubeStrikes #DLRstrike pic.twitter.com/Os4d5SDREs
— NSSN (@NSSN_AntiCuts) September 9, 2025
Proud to have been on the picket line today💪🏽🪧 @RMTunion
Our demands are more than reasonable:
➡️Pay us fairly 👉you have the money
➡️Meaningfully tackle the very real fatigue issues we face 👉not just empty words that sound pretty pic.twitter.com/yrGA5XLED3— cat cray (@cat_cat_) September 8, 2025
#tubestrike photo – Finsbury Park picket line with solidarity from @jeremycorbyn pic.twitter.com/0ZJthq9bzJ
— RMT (@RMTunion) September 8, 2025
*Close runners up include ‘Spot the exonerative tense‘, ‘Find the Reform MP who turned up to parliament’, and Roller Derby (seriously, give it a look, it’s great).
Featured image via the Canary